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Joke of the Day

"If a prostitute is someone that uses sex to obtain money, what do you call someone who uses sex to obtain you? Yo momma"

"What do you say when a virgin sneezes? Goesintight."

"I never wanted to hug someone as badly as the little old man who just ordered a ""small coffee flavored coffee"" in Starbucks."

"The waiter came up to my table and said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""

"It's called courting because you will need lawyers later."

"Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen. Investigators have nothing to go on."

"Actual quote from a kid visiting from China Q: Do you like it hear in America? K: Yes. Q: Why? K: Because the sky here is blue."

"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"

"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"

"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."