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Joke of the Day

"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."

"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."

"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"

"The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. ""Now did all of you understand that?"" she asked. ""If not, I'll just go through it again."""

"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"

"I was going to tell a time travel joke... But I already told it."

"WIFE: Were you harassing that old gypsy woman again? ME: *fighting off a crow* Of course not! WIFE: You lying to me? ME: No. *rains frogs*"

"Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix So don't drink and derive"

"I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all ""She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"""

"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"