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Joke of the Day

"I never wanted to hug someone as badly as the little old man who just ordered a ""small coffee flavored coffee"" in Starbucks."

"Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service."

"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"

"Our Great Dane has been causing quite a smell around my house. Whenever he barks I shit myself."

"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""

"What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull? He threw up the horns."

"Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says.. PAAAADDY IS AN AMBULANCE!!"

"Gary Busey speaks in Wingdings font."

"Someday I wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in Old Navy commercials."

"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."