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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when a virgin sneezes? Goesintight."
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"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."
"A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you."""
"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"
"How did Jared lose 40lbs? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."
"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""
"You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that."
"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What will you have?"" The seals says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."