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Joke of the Day

"Get AIDS from a toilet seat A patient says, Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat? The doctor replies, Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up."

"*throws coin in fountain* stranger: can you not do that? Me: just want my wish to come true S: this is a drinking fountain m: wish came true"

"Startup idea Dating app for pedophiles, Kinder. [huh?](/s ""Yiddish for 'children'. Also, 'pssss, wanna buy a startup?'"")"

"What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"

"Indian restaurant I was at an Indian restaurant last night when the waiter came over and said,""Curry ok sir""? I said 'ok one song then fuck off.'."

"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"

"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."

"What do airlines and prostitutes have in common? You pay them and get fucked"

"I spend a lot of money at Sephora for someone who's got access to filters"