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Joke of the Day

"Get AIDS from a toilet seat A patient says, Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat? The doctor replies, Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up."

"New slogan for cats: ""Ever go to the zoo and want to snuggle a tiger but don't want to die? Cats."""

"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"

"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."

"How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!"

"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."

"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."

"A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!"

"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other needs oinkment"