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Joke of the Day

"Startup idea Dating app for pedophiles, Kinder. [huh?](/s ""Yiddish for 'children'. Also, 'pssss, wanna buy a startup?'"")"

"If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much."

"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."

"What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)"

"Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house? Because a house can't jump."

"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"

"My doctor told me I had to quit masturbating Turns out it was because he was trying to examine me"

"What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap? She had a ball"

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"

"When I see a homeless person, I usually don't give them money. I just go out and buy some drugs for them."