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Joke of the Day
"What do airlines and prostitutes have in common? You pay them and get fucked"
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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"
"What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes"
"The leading method of suicide in Albania is attempting to kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."
"If you ever have to say ""just kidding,"" you're probably not very good at kidding and you should stop kidding"
"Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump"
"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"
"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."
"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"