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Joke of the Day
"There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door."
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"A Billionaire, a Misogynist, and a Racist walks into a bar The bartender asks how he is doing in the election. Edit: shitty spelling and punchline"
"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."
"Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with ""solo"" above it."