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Joke of the Day

"What's the lightest thing in the world? The penis, Because we can lift it with a thought."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive."

"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."

"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"

"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"

"What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin"

"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."

"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."