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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with ""solo"" above it."

"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"

"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""

"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"

"I saw a dramatic comedy about a guy with PbA. The plot was confusing... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"

"How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one, Phillip Hughes"

"Remember, life isn't about accumulating stuff. It's about making people insanely jealous of your stuff."

"What do you call a starting indie dev? No Game No Life"

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"