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Joke of the Day

"Math proves girls are evil"

"What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread."

"I'm finishing off this bottle of wine because you never know when an asteroid is gonna hit and I'd hate to waste the $6.49 I spent on it."

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."

"If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake... would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?"

"My dad dropped his meth pipe. Now he has a crack pipe."

"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."

"I imagine if I had a job doing manual labor, I'd be in great shape. Then I do 15 minutes of manual labor and reality comes back into focus."

"When does feminism stop? When the car breaks down."

"""Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say beautiful instead."" ""Fine. Can you pass me the beautiful sauce then?"""