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Joke of the Day
"Math proves girls are evil"
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"What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? Telling your parents you're gay."
"What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love? Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl"
"Why are all black people scared of sleeping? 'Cause one had a dream, and he died."
"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."
"Tiger is wearing a summery pink top with black trousers during his opening round at The Open. He's so getting laid tonight"
"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"
"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"
"Guess why Because."
"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."