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Joke of the Day

"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"

"My ""friend"" Adam gave me an electric toothbrush for my birthday. Completely unnecessary. My gas-powered toothbrush still runs fine, ""Adam."""

"I'm making a graph of my past relationships. I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis."

"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"

"""I'm a people person."" - outgoing guy. ""I'm a geese goose."" - outgoing goose."

"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."

"The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store."

"Why did Billy Joel get acquitted? Because he didn't start the fire."

"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."