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Joke of the Day

"""I'm a people person."" - outgoing guy. ""I'm a geese goose."" - outgoing goose."

"Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them."

"Ben Franklin ties a key to a kite, and he's a hero. I duct tape a kitten to a stop sign, and I'm an asshole? Really, History?"

"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."

"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"

"How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener."

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"

"My wife said I'd look good in a beard, I wasn't sure... But it grew on me!"

"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"