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Joke of the Day
"Why did Billy Joel get acquitted? Because he didn't start the fire."
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"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""
"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."
"How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny."
"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."
"How come you never get into a fart contest with a girls? They have double barrels. Probably a repeat, but my brother in law hadn't heard it so I figured I would post it."
"""When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"" ""Because I couldn't find a fake car."""
"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."
"Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. British Airways carrying England"
"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"