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Joke of the Day
"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."
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"Strong people don't put others down: They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"
"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"
"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner"
"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time. I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision."
"Q. Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis? A. At a secondhand store."
"if you ask an undercover cop what the hills are alive with, he legally has to say ""the sound of music"" or else it's von trappment"
"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."