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Joke of the Day
"The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store."
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"Scientist1: You got any Sodium Hypobromite? Scientist2: NaBrO"
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
"How do you teach a Jew to pay attention? You send him to a concentration camp."
"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."
"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"
"If you can't be interesting, please at least have a completely insane allergy."
"What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows."
"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"
"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"