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Joke of the Day

"I charged my phone, but I didn't have enough evidence to indict, so I had to let it go."

"I just called. To say. I texted you."

"what did the Eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity.... iditarod"

"Me on Masterchef: Ive made a roasted pork kebab breaded with buttermilk cornbread and served with a tomato reduction Them: This is a corndog"

"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."

"This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously... That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done."

"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"

"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."

"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."

"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"