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Joke of the Day

"This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously... That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done."

"Bad puns run in the family... I guess they're he**reddit**ary"

"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."

"My son just referred to a beaver as a ""wood-eater"". So I mulled it over in my mind for a bit and it would seem he's correct on two levels."

"I would say I'm pretty Indecisive... Well actually maybe not"

"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."

"I told my friend a chemistry joke. He didn't react... I wanted to tell my girlfriend, but SHe doesn't exist."

"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."

"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."

"Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends."