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Joke of the Day

"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"

"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."

"I've never seen a chameleon. Good job, chameleons."

"ITALIAN MUSTACHES WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM"

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"

"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"

"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""

"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."

"Jesus loves me, but I told him that I could never date a pool boy."

"My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so."