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Joke of the Day
"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."
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"Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo"
"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"
"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."
"Unexpected sex... ....is a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison."
"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"
"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"
"Where do fat people live? Obe-city"
"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"
"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak."