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Joke of the Day
"How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton"
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"What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist? A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own"
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"I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"One Liner I've smoked so much pot the zig zag man has a tattoo of me on his arm. [Jokes] #jokes"
"I'd like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about YouTube buffering."
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."
"What medicine do you take if your butt hurts? Assprin."
"How many joules does it take to fry a Jew? Nein joules."