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Joke of the Day

"Why did the H blow itself up? Because the Jihad."

"When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive. Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny"

"i have a very frustrated pet at home... its a turtle that loves to chase cars"

"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."

"What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk? A mootation"

"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"

"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."

"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."