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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk? A mootation"

"Q: On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet? A: Yes"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? I may take a while to get hard, I just got laid."

"The other day I went to the zoo All I saw was a dog. It was a shitzu"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"

"ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic"

"Overheard this at Grand Canyon. ""Why do they put chicken wire around these plants? Other guy:"" To protect the chicken plants"""

"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."

"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."

"Are instant noodles male or female? Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes."