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Joke of the Day
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
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"I haven't talked to my girlfriend for the last couple days because of my addiction to this new game. I think The Division is really starting to get to her."
"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."
"Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. True love' is inserting them."
"Why are gay guys with big dicks the first ones picked at the bar? Low-hanging fruit"
"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."
"My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song ""Get Off the Stage or Die."" Elvis, maybe?"
"I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea."
"what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats... baaa..bies"
"Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together."