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Joke of the Day

"Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"American kids need to get better grades in school. Come on, guys. It's USA, not USB."

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac."

"What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato? Well let me tell you..."

"Eggs and Toast walk into a bar And the bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""

"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station."

"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it."

"This Christmas I got a new car for my wife. I thought it was a great trade."

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."