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Joke of the Day

"American kids need to get better grades in school. Come on, guys. It's USA, not USB."

"Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus."

"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."

"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"

"Do not hit a woman... Do not hit a woman. Cause after all the shit, you need someone to make you a sandwich."

"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"

"Why cannibals prefer to eat gay people? Because they have good taste."

"So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !"

"Lol how ""take you out"" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you."

"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."