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"TIFU by downloading different captions Whoops, wrong sub."
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"Why does a bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances."
"What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction"
"Changing a light. How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to drive the pink caddy and the other to change the light."
"My new job! I will start my career as vacuum cleaner salesman, and my name will be ""Mike Dyson""!"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."
"Some people say I'm a dreamer But my therapist calls them night terrors"
"[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition."
"Whats the difference between driving and getting a blowjob? I can only hold one beer when I'm driving."
"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""