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Joke of the Day
"This Christmas I got a new car for my wife. I thought it was a great trade."
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"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."
"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."
"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."
"When I was a child, I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for Santa to come... Then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left."
"[Halloween] Lady: what are you this this year? Me: *dressed as a phone battery meter* I'm at 10% and it's only 7pm. Lady: *faints*"
"if your partner has her time of the month this or next week it will be the christmas period"
"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"