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Joke of the Day

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"You better get out of here before the S.W.A.T. team arrives I just blew up a toilet. Say, did you hear the one about the man with chronic constipation? No? Well, no shit"

"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."

"If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it before."

"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."

"How do you make five pounds of fat fun? Add a nipple."

"A kid asks his father a question. ""Dad where is the clitoris?"" The Father responds with, ""You should have asked me that last night, because I had the answer on the tip of my tongue."""

"Knock, knock jokes You know, the person who made knock knock jokes really deserves a no-bell prize!"