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Joke of the Day

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."

"A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself."

"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""

"I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self."

"I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience"

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."

"So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked ""did the Yankees win?"" I looked him in the eye and said ""Yes, it's ok, you're free now"""

"Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X. She is never going to come back, And don't ask Y."

"I plan to retire at 30. The used tire business is just calling my name."