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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."
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"Why are you baking octopus? So I can get octopi."
"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."
"Putin goes on holiday! Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."
"Outspoken masochists. They're asking for a beating."
"What type of fish needs to be tuned? Tune a fish"
"What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin."
"What does an educated owl say? Whom."
"The clowns I hire always seem surprised to find I'm the only party guest."
"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."