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Joke of the Day

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"

"George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice."

"You drive a truck your whole life... and no one calls you a trucker; You suck one cock and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker!"

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dead baby in your apple."

"""Knock knock"" If you hear knocking come from your screen then you definitely need to go and see an expert."

"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate? Because his arguments *couldn't stand* against scrutiny."

"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."