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Joke of the Day

"Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them."

"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."

"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""

"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."

"I'm going on a vodka diet. Apparently you can lose 3 days in one week..."

"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."

"The only joke I know ....... What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch penis? A fungi to be with"

"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster."