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Joke of the Day

"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"

"What has a bottom on top? A leg."

"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""

"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"

"In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases? Because there's a short stop in between."

"And then the God said: ""Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"""

"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"

"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"