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Joke of the Day
"I'm going on a vodka diet. Apparently you can lose 3 days in one week..."
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"Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas."
"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."
"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"
"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."
"Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels."
"What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression? Lonely ness."
"A man walks into a bar. Ouch"
"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work."
"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"