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Joke of the Day
"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"
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"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."
"What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"
"So a irishman walks out of a pub"
"My friend called me a pussy the other day. I told him ""You know what the say, you are what you eat."" Ayyyy"
"I'd make jokes about midgets, but that would be little of me."
"What is the world coming to? Youporn"
"Did you hear about the epileptic snake? It had a hissy fit."
"Some dude at ASU named Dean has me on his list. Honestly, I don't appreciate or understand it. Thinking about contacting the authorities."