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Joke of the Day

"Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman? He never delivered."

"I don't believe ppl who ""don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."" When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes."

"ME: ""I don't like this movie."" HIM: ""We are at a funeral."" ME: ""Who directed this?"" HIM: ""A bear attack."" ME: ""Never heard of him."""

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"If you are not so happy with life, Come join us on Facebook. We'll make you forget you ever had one."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."

"if you have a favorite tetris block that isn't the 4x1 long piece, you're a fucking contrarian idiot asshole and i hate you"

"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."

"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? Take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way!"