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Joke of the Day

"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."

"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop? There's de brie everywhere."

"My girlfriend finally watched Back To The Future. It's about time."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman."

"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."