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Joke of the Day
"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."
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"My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons ""speech impediment"" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work"
"My brother just asked me what 'FAP' meant... Shit! Now I am starting to regret leaving comments on his missus facebook pics."
"I keep a picture of a dragon fighting a helicopter in my wallet, in case the police ask to see my license for awesome."
"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"
"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you."
"When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned."
"Black History Month should be called ""Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman's Voiceover Work"""
"What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord? My ass"
"Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke? Mahalo bro lights."