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Joke of the Day

"Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""

"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ""reduced fat"" so basically it was like going to the gym."

"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"

"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."

"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."

"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"

"What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle? Sheepless in Seattle"

"Ahhh, Christmastime... Is my favorite time of year. It's the only time of the year that my wife isn't griping at me to take down the Christmas lights."

"[calls work] I'm sorry I can't come into work today ""is everything alright?"" [getting owned in an argument on YouTube] no"

"Says the priest to the altar server: ""There's a good christian in you"""