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Joke of the Day

"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."

"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."

"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."

"How much weed is the appropriate amount to give as a gift at a baby shower?"

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice."

"MySpace got old. Facebook got old. Now Twitter is getting old. What next? Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life."

"Just another lawyer joke Lawyer: ""Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"" Witness: ""By death."" Lawyer: ""And by whose death was it terminated?"""