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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"
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"George Michael has been accused of organ trafficking It turns out Last Christmas, someone gave him their heart"
"[emergency] [super hero appears] GUY: It's Doesn't-Understand-Rhetorical-Questions Man. Boy, am I glad to see you! HERO: I...I don't know"
"Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez."
"Q: Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? A: On a clothes lion."
"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? ""Gee U Knit!"""
"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."
"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."
"What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby""."