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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"
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"April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say ""Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness."" One man starve to death during lunch."
"No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse"
"My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me."
"New York Sports"
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penis."
"[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks."
"It's black and hangs on a wire? A bad electrician!"
"Anal Lube? More like Anal *Noob*"
"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"