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Joke of the Day
"Says the priest to the altar server: ""There's a good christian in you"""
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"How did the Kentucky woman know her daughter was on her period? She tasted the blood on her son's penis."
"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"
"i am not jesus Jesus can wallk on water..,, correct? Yess! Well,.. I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So I am 98% Jesus. ;)"
"Not to be racist but... Every movie is widescreen to Asian people."
"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."
"Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian? Because he's never Finnish."
"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."
"(x) calls up a popular restaurant... The owner says, ""Sorry, we don't cater functions."""
"What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."