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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle? Sheepless in Seattle"

"What do you call a deaf quadriplegic? Whatever you want"

"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"

"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"

"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"

"Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito? He was malarious"

"Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam"

"Why can't Bane play baseball? He always breaks the bat."

"[stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you've heard that one before."

"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"