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Joke of the Day

"I took a class on procrastination There was always homework due next week (. .) "

"How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds."

"Q: What did the alien say to the gardener? A: Take me to your weeder."

"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."

"Why did the sperm cross the road?... Because I put on the wrong pair of socks today."

"Shoutout out to maps. I don't know where in the world I'd be without them"

"I don't see how flight MH370 sunk. When it hit the water it would have been plane sailing."

"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."

"My father thinks himself an expert at cutting through busy sidewalks. I consider his ability rather pedestrian."

"What do you call a PHD in religious studies? Gods doctor."