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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout out to maps. I don't know where in the world I'd be without them"
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"Why did the sorority girl add NaOH to her Frappuccino? Because she's a basic bitch."
"[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives"
"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"
"Girl, do you work at Arby's? Because you've got a roast beef pussy."
"Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet... But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies Edit: Highest rated post! RIP inbox"
"Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only."
"How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Rectal thermometer tastes like shit"
"My son asked me today, ""Dad, what music did you like growing up?"" ""Led Zeppelin,"" I replied. ""Who?"" he said. ""Yeah, I liked them too."""
"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."