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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."

"Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP."

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"

"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."

"My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground."

"I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram... But now it's all coming together."

"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."

"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore."

"There is absolutely nothing funnier than yelling ""HE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a dad having a hard time with his kid in public."

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?"