93570

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."

"Did you hear about the newly announced cure for Parkinson's Disease? It's in a bottle with instructions to ""shake well"""

"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."

"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."

"My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does."

"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."

"I just made way too much pasta, so if you haven't eaten dinner yet, swing by and watch me eat way too much pasta."

"Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz."

"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"