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Joke of the Day
"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."
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"All the toys in Toy Story are pervs Their whole world and life revolves around being played with by little kids."
"Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago"
"Keep your daughters away from Olympic Track and Field events: Doctor's orders."
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"
"Why do all polish names end in SKI ? They can't spell TOBOGGAN !"
"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"
"Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Twitter. ""...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave..."""
"This skinny girl just told me she ""forgets"" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it's contagious."
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."