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Joke of the Day
"Why do all polish names end in SKI ? They can't spell TOBOGGAN !"
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"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""
"Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime."
"What university did Lil Jon go to? YAAAAAAAAALE"
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
"How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time? Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan."
"Me: Siri, did you know millions of people misquote you on Twitter every day? Siri: Tim, I want your polish sausage."
"My wife does all the driving, because I never learnt to drive - in her opinion."""
"Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow."
"My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine..."