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Joke of the Day

"All the toys in Toy Story are pervs Their whole world and life revolves around being played with by little kids."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive."

"My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome"

"What do clothes and religion have in common? Someone invented them and forced them on everyone."

"""Who am I kidding?"" - blind comedians"

"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"

"Where do Communists go to get burgers? Czechers."

"Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock, Who's there, King Tut, King Tut who? King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken"

"Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!"

"How does a frog fasten two objects together? Rivets."