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Joke of the Day
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
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"Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive."
"Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?"
"Q: What did the tie say to the neck? A: I think I'll just hang around."
"Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok. Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind."
"I'm not racist because it's a crime. And crime is for black people."
"Why are there no apps for my pager?"
"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9."
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman"
"What do you call a cow with no nipples? Udderly pointless"