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Joke of the Day

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."

"My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes."

"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."

"Some numbers walk into an Irish pub. 2 orders an Irish Car Bomb. 1 says ""2, please!"""

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"If I untagged myself in your Facebook picture that had nothing to do with me, please consider it as a polite fcuk you."

"[whispers to you at my own funeral] ok don't freak out"

"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."